Shotgun Wedding

Summary:

“Honestly, all that I could forgive,” Rhodey pinched his nose. “But getting married in outer space without me?”

Notes:

This fills my Adoptable: Shotgun Wedding prompt for the Tony Stark Bingo Mark IX.

Shotgun Wedding

“You’ve done some pretty insane and irresponsible shit.”

“And the sky is blue, what’s your point honeybear?”

“You married a genocidal alien who thinks he’s a god.”

“Formerly genocidal, he is a god, and don’t be xenophobic.”

“Honestly, all that I could forgive,” Rhodey pinched his nose. “But Tony… getting married in outer space without me?”

“Technically it was Minnesota—”

“That’s worse.”

“It was an emergency magical ceremony so Loki can’t be dragged back to Asgard. We’re having a proper wedding in a few months. Be my best man? Please?”

“Stop it with the sad eyes. Of course I will.”