Hell’s Worst Roomates

When Dante signs a lease for the Inferno Apartments without reading the fine print (again), he and Vergil find themselves stuck in Hell’s most dysfunctional shared living situation. Between cursed appliances, mandatory wailing hours, and a very done-with-this Lucifer as their third roommate, survival seems impossible—especially when unresolved pining, impure-thoughts sensors, and Cerberus eating the Wi-Fi keep derailing Vergil’s attempts to maintain dignity. Add a disastrous housewarming party, Minos’ legendary guacamole, and Beatrice’s heavenly popcorn-munching, and you’ve got a sitcom-style descent into chaos.